Criminal Minds: Roast Beef Arrested, Restroom Resident Evicted

The Washer and Dryer Escaped Notice

Police responded to a report of a burglary on the 10300 block of Old Olive Street Road. The victim reported that his refrigerator and stove were missing.

That's Why Banks Put Chains on Them

The door handle of a vehicle was damaged Nov. 2 when someone broke into the car and then ransacked it at Shop 'n' Save, 45 Gravois Bluffs Plaza in Fenton.  The only item missing was an ink pen.

This Beef Was With the Police

A woman failed to check out Nov. 4 from a room at , 1860 Bowles Avenue. Police were called and discovered her lying in the bed passed out from alcohol. The suspect was very uncooperative with the hotel staff and police. When asked her name by police, she responded, "roast beef." She was arrested.

Passing on Family Values

Two suspects concealed children’s clothing in their child’s backpack Oct. 31 at , 653 Gravois Bluffs Boulevard in Fenton, then exited the store making no attempt to pay. Both adults were arrested. 

Location, Location, Location

A 31-year-old man was arrested Oct. 19 on suspicion of trespassing after police said he took up residence in the restroom of . He was detained by police pending review by a prosecutor.

This is Never a Good Idea

A suspect was arrested for urinating on or near the rear of a police prisoner transport van in the alley next to 142 North Main Street in St. Charles, while two police officers were seated inside.

For questions about this report, contact Dan Barger at dan.barger@patch.com.